Sup ppl! 2014 has BEGUN WOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! And getting ready for DA FIREWORKZ DISPLAY!!! WOOOOTTT!!!! Anyway... 2013's storms may have failed but they have no sign of stopping (ish!)
Hurricane Raymond VS Hurricane Humberto
Yes, these two are a bit hyper for the new year (they seriously hated 2013) so they decided to start an epic rap battle of history...
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Epic Rap Battles of History!
Hurricane Raymond VS Hurricane Humberto!
Begin!
[Raymond]
Yea, strongest storm of 2013 in the good ol' West
Sole major cane of the whole of the West
Nobody can compare to me, not even you
Come get me, come overthrow me
I'll stand on my throne forever and ever
Your fancy lil' name can't even explain
Why you're the strongest storm of the rubbish Atlantic season!
[Humberto]
Hey there, Ray,
Everybody loves you? Nah, I don't think so
With a mind like yours
You have people preparing for chores
But, hey, Ray, you didn't sweep anyone off their feet
Your news hardly got any tweets!
You are still part of a below-average season
With many pathetic storms like you, there is a reason
You think strength is what all that matters, huh?
I am the latest forming Atlantic hurricane since 2002, duh!
[Raymond]
A little Cat 1 like you, pathetic
Can't please the Cat 5's with your aestethics
You may have the stamina, but my abs are harder
You ain't no knight in shining armour
Think you gon' flirt with a hottie like Cadence?
Not so fast, you can't even dance
A weakling like you don't stand a chance
What you technically are is just a stronger version of Erin
Can I describe you as what really aren't: "daring?"
No, I can't, you're just uncaring
Bringing warmth to Europe on the last week of summer
Is not a cool thing, it's just a bummer
[Humberto]
Well you see, you're just like any other storm
Odile, Manuel, Erick, what's with the k?
Your arrogance can't make you stand out from the norm
I'll see what's norm from 2014's storms, Fay?
[Fay]
Both of you aren't any good for me
I am from the future, give me a squee
I may have been a pathetic lil' weakling from '08
But you still can't beat us lot to come
[Humberto]
WHAT? Of course you're a weakling
All what you've been is a tropical storm
Twice, since '02 and '08
You can't find a mate
That's as awesome as me
Go park your butt near a bay tree
Go and flee
[Raymond]
Humberto, kicking since 1995?
Don't think so, you've always been a Cat 1/Cat 2 cane
You aint' gettin' anything called fame
At the same rate you're going
I've always been a major, you have not
So don't just push accomplishments in my face
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!